Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Sales Pitch

How to get a receptionist to hang up on you:

RECEPTIONIST (RC): Good Morning, (company name here)

WHIPPER SNAPPER (WS in Guido accent): (yawn...exhale...enjoy yawn) Yeah, (sound of creaking rolly chair) who is your Director of Finance?

RC: What company are you from?

WS: Star

RC: I think you called last week, and as I told you, we are not looking for a new printer.

WS: Yeah...so you wouldn't buy the first car you saw, riyght?

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