How to get a receptionist to hang up on you:
RECEPTIONIST (RC): Good Morning, (company name here)
WHIPPER SNAPPER (WS in Guido accent): (yawn...exhale...enjoy yawn) Yeah, (sound of creaking rolly chair) who is your Director of Finance?
RC: What company are you from?
WS: Star
RC: I think you called last week, and as I told you, we are not looking for a new printer.
WS: Yeah...so you wouldn't buy the first car you saw, riyght?
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